"Retiring from Fashion Blogging....../"
This is my last outfit ever. Never wearing 'outfits' ever again, don't want to fashion blog no more. Just feel like the market is too saturated and everyone is copying me. Thought I was unique having a fashion blog. No.

From bottom 2 top:

Pants made of plastic- USA apparel rip off.

Crips (or bloods? IDK) leg tie to hold my school supplies. Cool to be nerdy.

Amazon warrior-imitation belt- cool to be a warrior.

London t-shirt. For my FAV city, but thinkin Berlin is cooler now??? Might squat in Berlin.

LOMO camera. New hobbie. Captures cool times. HATE DIGI CAMS SO MUCH

Coat hanger necklace- ironic and clever statement accessory regarding my pro choice abortion views. Cool to not b conservative. LOL

Scarf for temperature control.

Unlit cigarette because heard that smokin' causes cancers?

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Hi, gunna go ahead & write this post in this nice lil purple colour, gotta lov the purpz. I know I haven't been reportin any "content" recently, but guyz, i'm workin on articles. I started new hobies to make my life even cooler. If you're bored..................you're not busy enough.

Dissection:

Bow- Going back to childhood roots. Taking inspiration from all levels of life, yknow? Might try incorporatin diapers next, would be pretty Shoreditch.

Garbage bag dress- Tryin' to be as environmental as I can. Goin......green. This is continuing the 'sustainable livin trend' I started last week. Good design is all abouts doing things no one has thout of before. Think I'm being prettie 'out there'. h8 it when everyone looks at me in the street when I'm tryin 2 b different, though. Let me live my life! Y do you h8 me???????????????????????/

Sustainable eco-bag: It's SOooo0 spacious! It can seriously fit my whoooole life, lolhaha. It has a piccie of a tree in it, that really brings home the 'eco' aspect of this bag 4 me. Love to flaunt my causes. It's eco friendly because I can use it over and over again. This is seriously grate for credit crunch fashions, I'm all about maximizing the money over here!

X-mas lights- Keepin' an element of Christianity in all my outfits, and christmas lites are from CHRIST-mAss get it? Carrying it around is pretty annoying, next time i wear this outfit I won't use this element.

This look was inspired by Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.

" been trying to meet you, you don't know how lovely you are "
" and it was all yellow"
"green eyes"
"clocks"

peace out

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This is what I wore today. Today was real fun because first I went to shop for pomegranates, then my friend Russy D. and I dropped acid and watched all the dvds I borrowed ysterday. Really starting to get into ‘French New Waves’, it feels like it should be culturly relevant. Mite do a post about it and Jeanne-Luc ‘The God’ Goddy because it’s so sensitive and artisitic, like me. Are French New Waves a possible religion for the kids of the 21^st century, as ‘old’ religions like Christianity lose their relevance and importance and trendieness? Could it be like a religion for cool film buffies? Dunno.

NEWAY let me cut to the chase and contin-u to expound my fash.

Headband- Got this one at USA apparel. When you are dropping acid, you need to have as many things in control as possible, so I figured that I might as well have my fringe in control and look stylish while doing it, amirite? This headband is only for serious control freaks.

Scarves- The essence of my outfit is layering. I got all these scarves at various flea markets when I went to Paris, they still kind of smell funnie, but thinkin’ that funnie smells kind of fit in with the whole boho-hobo chic thing? Makes this outfit super authentic. (....if you ask......me)

Fishnet tshirt- I’m keeping with my ‘sluttie’ vibe here- ( Slutty homeless heroin addict studying fash design @ Central St Martin’s). Is my look too........ ‘complex’ for it to be accessible enuff to be trendie??? OR is it ‘dangerous and fierce-ass bitch’ enough to be edgie, and get photographed by street-style fotographers?

Pre-ripped tights from the Tops shop- So busy with my cool life that I don’t have time to DIY my tights; had 2 buy ready-made. LOVE the punk and goth aesthetic that’s so hot rite now. Thinkin’ of borrowing elements of skin-head fash next... hope i don’t accidently offend ppl, just cuz it’s JUS FASHION OK

Handbag- 100% eco friendly. When you put water on it it dissolves instantly, and if you are really tired of your fashion, you can just put it in the recycling bin. LOVE simple fashion. As you can see my bag is LOADED because I am busy studying for exams and writin’ essays. OMG HATE MY LIFE, DON’T HAVE TIME TO BE ‘SMART’! JUST WANT TO BE REAL AND HAVE FUN!

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This is what I wore today to go pick up some new dvds and then eat bagels on Brick Lane. I like this look because it mixes all of my fav fash inspirations, esp kate moss. Let me tell you about this outfit.

Hat- Was real inspired by looking at old women going 2 church (lol, going to church...so 1997, like when your parents used to force you!!!!! Cool now, maybe? I should go to church??? What religion should I pick???? Are all religions cool??). Picked up this lil number last weekend, so in love already.

Glasses- Kind of wurried that I'm jumpin on this hot trend to late. Is this trend now lukewarm? Is it now ironik? Is it so full of irony that it's gone back to cool agen? Is it funny? It kind of makes it look like I have an interesting and smart personality and read lots of books and watch Pulp Fiction, and I know how to make a joke. Think I'm gunno go pick up some books at the librarie next. Libraries= retro and ironic

Oversized mohair sweater- Found this lil baby beging me to buy it at the vintage shop next 2 my house. Oversized fashion is really cool because it can make you look skinnie and 'heroin chic', kind of like Kate Moss or even Pete Doherty.

Piece of lace curtain- Just want to b innocent. It's important to make bold statements in the fashion world, I think this look will really throw everywun off and make a fresh new wave in the trendosphere.

Thinkin of making a zine...............

So I was just sippin’ my cup of chai tea (thinking of pickin up binge drinking..... heard it’s in........) when I realised I had a gr8 idea, guys. I’m going to make a zine to express out all of my valuable opinions........... So tired of my opinions being crushed. So tired of no one listening to me. So tired of my friends laughing at my opions. Just want to express myself. Feeling so suffocated. I’m gonna be heard the artistic way. It’s prittie important to be tech-savy and stuff but sumtimes you just got to go back to your roots, amirite? Here is a pic of a tech-savy guy reading an

Bonuses of zines include

-It’s prettey easy to cre8
-feeling artistic and creative. V. meaningful.
-connecting to grassroot movements, being so real, being the realest thing
-getting famous for sharing your thoughts, kind of like celebrity blogging on paper????? So weird.
-you only need your ideas and paper, man

What can I write about in my zine????? Kinda have some topics in mind.

-Organic burlap farming outfits among the early settlers of Central-Eastern Europe, how real that is. New idea for Am. Apparel? Don’t THINK so! Got u, Dov Charney. Sartorial inspiration for the future.
-Feminist dialect among insects and how 2 fight for their rights on the community level. Leave no intellekt stone unturned.
-50 new ways to steal everything you want 2 own, f*** the man. Creating a spinnof punk genre from this idea.

Wut do you think?????????? R u going to go make yr zine? Want to start a zine distro? R u artistic? How du YOU express yrself? Do you compose music? Do you make arts? Pix or it don't exist.

CATSMACKED

SO catsmacked#s offish the new BItcHIn trend@ in Marchmont much?

MArchmont! the way you hate me is better than love, and i'm head over heels.

GVT????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i was just thinkin. Being socially responsible & stuff is getting kind of ‘trendie’ in the underground. All my fav. Musical artizts are supporting cool causes. Kind of wanna jump on this hot trend before it gets 2 mainstream???? fuck that shit.

But then I realised that its real confuzing?

We have culturly been made2believe (aka mentallie ingrained) that you have to ‘fuck the government (GVT)’. Whole generations (80’s and 90’s rave kids) have been teaching us that 2b cool you have to h8 your gvt. Here are some vintage archival piccies i found.

Note the negative ~vibe~ in these piccies please

Well, now that Obamas is in the gvt making spare CHANGE, everywun is questioning ‘wtf, i love him, now if i h8 the gvt i will look so00 uncool!’ this is a dangerous situation, guys. We have 2 have a kultur revolution becuz im feeling dated and stuff. We have 2 change our oufit, exsept change the outfit of our minds, you know?

But we have so many complex issuez we need 2 change! Were do we start? We start by making questions. Shit always starts with questions???? I m going 2 quote my fav politics leader of ALL TYME, the freshest Pol. sci. man besides Obamas.

Miss u 2 much!!! In conclusion, i remembered that JFK is not rilly dead. Besides living on fiery in our harts, he is also reincarnated in popular Canadian DJ allstars duo of dynamics MSTRKRFT.

Here is a piccie of JFK with Steve

This meanz that politics is finally in the underground, guys.

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CHEESBURGERS AND BIRD KISSES,

BFM VON DISKO